The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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