Whoa Z and x make the same sound
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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