Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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