i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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