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Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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