More tranny stories later!
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I need moral support for this bender
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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