We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Two words: nipple clamps
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