I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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