He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
how do flat chested girls get laid?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Randomize
