There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish i was in the wii world.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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