Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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