too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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