you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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