I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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