you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Randomize
