Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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