I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.