Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.