Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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