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I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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