so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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