Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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