fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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