thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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