sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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