...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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