I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's never too late to be topless.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Sorry my hands just texted you
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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