wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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