I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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