Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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