I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
