physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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