I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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