I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I believe in your delicious
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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