Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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