His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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