It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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