I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Randomize
