Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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