i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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