I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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