I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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