You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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