If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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