i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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