So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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