Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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