Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Someone came in the potted fern
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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