so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
When did angry sex become our thing?
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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