I must be too annoying 4 u.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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