I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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