u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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