we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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