he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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