Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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