do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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