scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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