yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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